Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus
Harry potter and the Prisoner of Algebra
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician
Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms
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V.calahan and Frickinawesome have been furrowing every last remainder into the topsoil in hopes of farming fractions, and yet all cosines point to failure. Math is harder to grow than we thought.
| Mr. James: | alright guys let's pray |
|---|---|
| Us: | ...this is the only class we never pray in. you say you don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable. |
| Mr. James: | shhh just listen |
| Us: | ..... |
| Mr. James: | My calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want |
| It maketh me accurate to ten significant figures, | |
| and it leadeth me in scientific notation to 99 digits. | |
| It restoreth my square roots and guideth me along paths of floating | |
| decimal points for the sake of precision. | |
| Yea, tho I walk through the valley of surprise quizzes, | |
| I will fear no prof, for my calculator is there to hearten me. | |
| It prepareth a log table to comfort me, it prepareth an | |
| arc sin for me in the presence of my teachers. | |
| It anoints my homework with correct solutions, my interpolations are | |
| over. | |
| Surely, both precision and accuracy shall follow me all the days of my | |
| life, and I shall dwell in the house of Texas instruments forever. | |
| Us: | |
| Us: | |
| Us: | .........oh my god |
Happy Pi Day!
